Yikes!!

Apparently this Hercules dude is the biggest dog in the world! I think I can take him in a fair fight!! He looks like he fights dirty though...

Dog adopts piglet...

See how caring my kind can be?! I can't see the attraction in adopting a pig, m'self - but it's better than a cat, I suppose! I do believe that somewhere in China a pig mommy is going out of her mind looking for her little pig baby... said pig probably adopted a kitten or some such to make up for the loss she felt in losing one of her babies! It's a vicious cycle, isn't it? - F

"Dog adopts piglet
A dog in China has adopted a piglet, nursing it as if it were her own puppy. A dog had adopted a piglet in Chongqing city, China, nursing it as if it were her puppy /Lu Feng Huihu, from Chongqing city, adopted the piglet after her five pups were stillborn. "She was very depressed for one week, then one night came home with a tiny black piglet following her," says owner, Lao Yi. Lao Yi says that ever since, Huihu has reared the piglet as if it were her own puppy, nursing her and taking her around. The two have become celebrities in the neighbourhood, attracting many visitors, according to the Chongqing Business Papers. Lao Yi says that over the course of one month, the piglet has already put on 2kg in weight, drinking only dog milk."

My thoughts on Pavlov and his dumb dogs!

Look... I'm a well-read dog, I know all about that guy Pavlov and his stupid dogs!! Pavlov's dumb dogs made the rest of us look like idiots! I assure you, we're not all that easily conditioned... I, myself, am intellectually superior to those long-dead, moronic canines. I believe that Pavlov's dogs were the exception, rather than the rule! Salivating by bell... please... overreacting to a sound, word or image - such idiocy is best left to humans! Oooh... someone just said "pee"!!! That means "out"... good times !!! I've gotta run! See you soon...

What's mine is MINE!!!

Seriously... I don't like it when people try to take my stuff!! Let this be a WARNING to anybody who tries to mess with me! Be prepared to face the consequences! You know how they say some of my kind are all bark and no bite?! Well that's just not ME!!! I'm definitely in a bad mood right now!! Why won't these two-legged freaks take me seriously and give me the respect, nay the REVERENCE, I deserve??