Yikes!!

Apparently this Hercules dude is the biggest dog in the world! I think I can take him in a fair fight!! He looks like he fights dirty though...

Dog adopts piglet...

See how caring my kind can be?! I can't see the attraction in adopting a pig, m'self - but it's better than a cat, I suppose! I do believe that somewhere in China a pig mommy is going out of her mind looking for her little pig baby... said pig probably adopted a kitten or some such to make up for the loss she felt in losing one of her babies! It's a vicious cycle, isn't it? - F

"Dog adopts piglet
A dog in China has adopted a piglet, nursing it as if it were her own puppy. A dog had adopted a piglet in Chongqing city, China, nursing it as if it were her puppy /Lu Feng Huihu, from Chongqing city, adopted the piglet after her five pups were stillborn. "She was very depressed for one week, then one night came home with a tiny black piglet following her," says owner, Lao Yi. Lao Yi says that ever since, Huihu has reared the piglet as if it were her own puppy, nursing her and taking her around. The two have become celebrities in the neighbourhood, attracting many visitors, according to the Chongqing Business Papers. Lao Yi says that over the course of one month, the piglet has already put on 2kg in weight, drinking only dog milk."

My thoughts on Pavlov and his dumb dogs!

Look... I'm a well-read dog, I know all about that guy Pavlov and his stupid dogs!! Pavlov's dumb dogs made the rest of us look like idiots! I assure you, we're not all that easily conditioned... I, myself, am intellectually superior to those long-dead, moronic canines. I believe that Pavlov's dogs were the exception, rather than the rule! Salivating by bell... please... overreacting to a sound, word or image - such idiocy is best left to humans! Oooh... someone just said "pee"!!! That means "out"... good times !!! I've gotta run! See you soon...

What's mine is MINE!!!

Seriously... I don't like it when people try to take my stuff!! Let this be a WARNING to anybody who tries to mess with me! Be prepared to face the consequences! You know how they say some of my kind are all bark and no bite?! Well that's just not ME!!! I'm definitely in a bad mood right now!! Why won't these two-legged freaks take me seriously and give me the respect, nay the REVERENCE, I deserve??

SPCA Commercial

Please spare a thought for my neglected brethren out there!

F

Woof

I'm feeling kinda cute today...

Flying things must die!

Today I'm happy... it's not cold, I just finished my breakfast and life is great! I think I'm going to sit in the sun and watch those small flying-things!! I used to catch those things when I was younger and faster! I liked leaving them on my people's beds as a surprise to show them how useful I am to have around, those flying-things are noisy and come into our home space where they don't belong! They never saw me coming...

What a good boy I am! My people used to make loud, squeaky sounds everytime they found one of my dead flying-thing presents... it felt good to be appreciated! Of course since I got slower, I have other uses (I alert them whenever somebody comes within a fifty foot radius of our gate!!)... I so I'm definitely still appreciated!

Public Enemy #1

Home Defender/Champion/Saviour

My favourite time of day

I love this time of day, when that man with the big bag comes by on the back of his strange animal. I always hear him coming from a long way away and I run up and down impatiently, waiting for him. I never learn my lesson though, because everytime he stops at our gate, I NEVER have the breath to say "hello" to him.
I think he is one of my best friends, if only he would smile and wave at me sometimes, I'd be so happy! For now I content myself to greet him enthusiastically when he stops by! My very best friend for life...

Allow me to introduce myself!

Hello Everybody

My name is Fidel... it's my first time trying this blog thing, but that bossy lady who sometimes comes by with treats and sweets, swears by it! So I thought I'd give it a try... luckily my paws are slightly bigger than finger-sized and I find I can type quite easily! I'm even multidextorous (I can used front and back paws with equal dexterity!)...

I'm nearly 7! But let's keep that between us, shall we!? I'm kind of embarrassed by my age, especially since I feel I haven't lost the vigour of my youth! I can still climb up onto the couch, perch in high places, above everything and, more importantly everyone, else (as is my right by birth and royal decree), I find my voice has improved with age... but something mysterious has happened to my once legendary sex drive. It disappeared a few years ago. Strangely enough this disappearance coincided with a visit to that nasty place with the other dogs and the fleas and the nasty smells and scary shiny, sharp things! I'm not quite sure what that place is called, but I don't much like it! Anyway... please feel free to think of me as 4 years old... or at a stretch, 5.

Oh wait... I have to go, someone's trying to secretly open a packet of chips (sniffsniff), plain salted (sniffsniff), best by the 25th September 2007... I'd better get on that!! HIDE THOSE CHIPS FROM ME WILL YOU?!!! NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!!!

MUHAHUWUFFWUFFWUFFWUFF!!!!