Allow me to introduce myself!

Hello Everybody

My name is Fidel... it's my first time trying this blog thing, but that bossy lady who sometimes comes by with treats and sweets, swears by it! So I thought I'd give it a try... luckily my paws are slightly bigger than finger-sized and I find I can type quite easily! I'm even multidextorous (I can used front and back paws with equal dexterity!)...

I'm nearly 7! But let's keep that between us, shall we!? I'm kind of embarrassed by my age, especially since I feel I haven't lost the vigour of my youth! I can still climb up onto the couch, perch in high places, above everything and, more importantly everyone, else (as is my right by birth and royal decree), I find my voice has improved with age... but something mysterious has happened to my once legendary sex drive. It disappeared a few years ago. Strangely enough this disappearance coincided with a visit to that nasty place with the other dogs and the fleas and the nasty smells and scary shiny, sharp things! I'm not quite sure what that place is called, but I don't much like it! Anyway... please feel free to think of me as 4 years old... or at a stretch, 5.

Oh wait... I have to go, someone's trying to secretly open a packet of chips (sniffsniff), plain salted (sniffsniff), best by the 25th September 2007... I'd better get on that!! HIDE THOSE CHIPS FROM ME WILL YOU?!!! NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!!!

MUHAHUWUFFWUFFWUFFWUFF!!!!